Roma Robinson

Mochi — Assistant & Executive Lap Warmer
Say hello to Mochi, the ever-composed feline who holds the prestigious role of Assistant in our Ottawa branch office at Pillar IP. Known for her impeccable punctuality (especially around meal times), Mochi brings elegance and order to the team — on her own terms.
With a quiet but commanding presence, Mochi is responsible for overseeing clerical duties, warming laps during long email threads, and sitting directly on whatever document you’re trying to read. Her typing skills are… untraditional, but her ability to stare disapprovingly at a messy inbox is unmatched.
Outside of her clerical duties, Mochi enjoys minimalist décor (empty boxes), sustainable leisure (sunbathing), and stress reduction through purring meditation. She ensures all tasks are completed — eventually — and that no snack (especially ice cream) is consumed unobserved.
In a world of noise, Mochi brings stillness. In an office of hustle, she brings poise. And in true secretary fashion, she knows everything — but says nothing.